Evil Witch Woman Pollutes Minds Of Her Students

Today I happened to be reading the news and came across an interesting story. It seems as though a 26-year-old female teacher has been fired from her position as a preschool teacher at catholic school in Queens. It seems she violated one of the rules in their handbook of values and principles. She has been accused of not conveying "the teachings of the Catholic faith be her words and actions.

That bitch! What the hell did she do? I say we get her! Man, I bet she was dressing inappropriately. No, wait, she was getting drunk and high every night then showing up at work and falling asleep instead of caring for the children. I bet... she was giving the kids drugs and alcohol. Damn her soul to hell!

It turns out that her evil secret of sin and hatred is that she is pregnant and unmarried; that has been grounds for her termination. It seems she hasn't been living up to the imperative morality we see being exuded from today's Catholic church.

She is currently in a court battle with the school. Perhaps if she explained she were gay, and not allowed to be married, maybe them it would be ok? Seems so. Or maybe, maybe if she explained it was ok, because the father was a 10-year-old alter boy? That's fine. Just so long as she doesn't, gasp, have sex at the age of 26 when she isn't married. Evil bitch! She is what's wrong with out country. It's not Bush, with his lies and war mongering. It's not the oil industry, making record profits off the entire country during times of crisis. It's not the priests that abuse little boys... hell no. It's the already established 25 and up crowd. You know, the ones that put themselves through college, and get jobs as teachers. It's all a front, you know. They use all that to cover up their evil double life. A life filled with wine tastings, cartoons about sponges and sex with their partner even though they don't have a little certificate stating so that they paid upwards of $15,000 or more for.

You sicken me, you evil, evil heathen.